someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
my chopsticks know i’m white
*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap
do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands
no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS
The brilliant cast of Disney’s Frozen who gave voice to their extremely lovable characters.
i love that they do the gestures :)
This sums up my relationship with most people I know.
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST EVER!
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone