romanimp:

romanimp:

Some of the best alpine/woodland military camo is developed by the Swiss, but most of the rest of the world refuse to use it because it has pink and red splotches on it, making it look “unmanly.”

Honestly if you’d prefer to risk it for the sake of looking “manly” then you deserve to get shot. 

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"That couldn’t possibly work, Roman! Alpenflage is dumb and you’re dumb!”

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DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY “WHERE’S WALDO” WITH THE SWISS

YOU WILL LOSE

2 days ago with 128,311 notes — via remember-tolive, © romanimp



ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

2 days ago with 280,284 notes — via condom, © ba614



coluring:

*swags nervously*

2 days ago with 174,809 notes — via cityofdivergentdhampirs, © tipslip



gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

2 days ago with 40,536 notes — via elephant-art, © gaydicks420



wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

2 days ago with 162,632 notes — via assbuttsonfire, © aidn



saladder:

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”

3 days ago with 227,729 notes — via marvel-is-ok



teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

3 days ago with 242,408 notes — via icecoldliquidgold



boygirlparty:

Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014

3 days ago with 192,257 notes — via icecoldliquidgold, © boygirlparty



daydreams-at-midnight:

The thrilling sequel to my mom’s Smash Bros. antics has arrived! This time around my 81 year old grandma takes a shot at trying to name the entire Super Smash Bros. 4 roster, and unfortunately she also mistakes Wii Fit Trainer for Elvis. For all the references she makes more relevant to her generation I also added a side image for reference. I hope everyone enjoys this just as much (if not more) than my mom’s.




"Do not call me perfect,

a lie is never a compliment.

Call me an erratic

damaged and

insecure mess.

Then tell me that you

love me for it."
Beau Taplin || You’re a fucking wreck and I love you for it.  (via lulu-a)
3 days ago with 68,526 notes — via antisocialwhitegirl, © afadthatlastsforever



alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

6 days ago with 628,955 notes — via teeny-tiny-tot, © alabasterbones



6 days ago with 537,712 notes — via rocmegamanx, © wallflowerbloom



6 days ago with 40,168 notes — via hotboyproblems, © glamyl



nnipple:

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when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

6 days ago with 418,024 notes — via toebiasfunke, © vvouter



hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

6 days ago with 531,270 notes — via starscanscream