Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
↳ Disney Princesses + waking up
I want to have Edna’s confidence
The thing is, she needs to be confident. She needs to be THE BEST so that the tragedies of her past don’t happen again. Why “No capes!”? She made those outfits. Her outfits are the reason that competent heroes died. She needs to be better than she was, better than she is, so she sets those standards for herself.
excuse u who gave you permission to give me emotions over edna mode
I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
As per the ushe, yes.
O: One Wish?
I wish to be a lead on Broadway for every day for the rest of my life please
Z: Zodiac Sign?
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”
THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS
buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead
I HAVE HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY THANK YOU
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
you just broke the fourth wall
well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP
the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all