Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
↳ Disney Princesses + waking up

1 day ago with 17,055 notes — via life-not-needed, © kpfun



badpeopleanonymous:

tomato-hombre:

ask-me-why-i:

the-spinning-teacup:

I want to have Edna’s confidence

The thing is, she needs to be confident. She needs to be THE BEST so that the tragedies of her past don’t happen again. Why “No capes!”? She made those outfits. Her outfits are the reason that competent heroes died. She needs to be better than she was, better than she is, so she sets those standards for herself.

excuse u who gave you permission to give me emotions over edna mode

I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.

2 days ago with 224,143 notes — via oneofthosestupidurls, © apriki



fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

2 days ago with 142,249 notes — via mynameis-holly, © fruitbat46



toxicword2 inquired:

A,O,Z?

A: Available?
As per the ushe, yes.

O: One Wish?
I wish to be a lead on Broadway for every day for the rest of my life please

Z: Zodiac Sign?
Leo!




heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

5 days ago with 337,067 notes — via nerdyfoshizzle, © heliolisk



put a letter in my ask



xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

image

5 days ago with 28,613 notes — via djninja116, © buttcramps



necrophilofthefuture:

buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead




5 days ago with 127,791 notes — via dangerhamster, © kushaholic



Anonymous inquired:

HELLO I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY

I HAVE HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY THANK YOU 

5 days ago with 3 notes



kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

6 days ago with 364,088 notes — via makethemgo-oh, © joeydeangelis



deeeeaaan:

celestial-sexhair:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

you just broke the fourth wall

well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time

6 days ago with 222,756 notes — via kittyxlover, © thesassycat



spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

6 days ago with 100,661 notes — via dreamhutcher, © spoken-not-written



smalldonghaver:

the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all

6 days ago with 19,430 notes — via dangerhamster, © smalldonghaver